It’s Friday, and so I will kick off this post with my first Friday 5!

1. Among people you know, who has the greenest thumb?

My dad. He enthusiastically, organically grows his own food. Not because he gives a crap about the environment, but because it’s cheaper than buying it. I’m sure if he could grow his own bread and cheerios he would.

2.  Among people you know, who has the bluest blood?

I don’t know any royalty or aristocrats, but closest I can come is Vance. His grandparents are rich and so they get really good service at restaurants.

3. Among people you know, who has the yellowest belly?

My ex. That dude was a pansy considering how big he was. I couldn’t trust him to protect me from anything.

4. Among people you know, who has the blackest heart?

I don’t know anyone who is into Joan Jett. But if you mean someone who is cold and evil, I would say Josh, Vance’s Boss, if not Vance himself. He has screwed over a lot of “friends” to save his own ass. Vance can be really mean, not to mention deathly cynical.

5.  Among people you know, who is the most silver-tongued?

Anyone in my family, including myself. We’re all pretty damn articulate and eloquent.

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Happy Halloween everyone! This is favorite holiday, second to Thanksgiving. I love dressing up, I love trick or treating. I am 23 years old and I am not afraid to admit it. I’m so happy to have a kid I can dress up and take with me, so it looks a little less weird that there’s an adult woman begging for candy. Fuck you, I love candy, and I’ll go to great lengths to get it…for free.

I also enjoy horror movies. I’m not talking teen slasher movies, I’m talking disturbing, weird, “that ain’t right” type shit. After thinking about horror movies in the sense of what actually scared me, the movie that topped the list for me was Se7en.  Se7en was gruesome and bizarre, even though I know it’s not actually a horror movie,  it’s more of a dramatic thriller. The villain was demented enough to leave me with that numb, nauseas feeling when the movie ended, like I should’ve bathed myself in holy water and Dial. My second would be The Omen, and if you look back at my previous post about my religious background, you’ll understand why.

I’m so sad that Twilight will more than likely be terrible. Every person who I’ve talked to who reads a lot, and who isn’t a teenaged girl said that the book series was the worst thing they have ever read in their lives. Thats devastating, because I have been craving a good vampire story. Interview With the Vampire was the last good vampire novel I have read. I gave the Vampire Lestat a chance, but it was almost as though Anne Rice got a little too excited with her success and out came an arrogant pile of sloppy drivel. If anyone knows of any good Vampire stories, don’t be stingy.

Tonight I’m taking Deven trick or treating with Jackie and Yalena, and then after we have put Deven to bed Vance and I were going to cuddle and watch some of those horror movies. I love that Halloween is on a Friday this year. We don’t have to worry about ending the fun early because of some ridiculous need for sleep. Thats dumb.

Everybody be safe, and if you open any portals to Hell, make sure you close them back up before you turn in for the night.