I stole this from the lady at jayesel. I’m going to see how many of these things I actually got right.
1. He’s sitting in front of the TV. What’s on the screen?
Animal Planet, Adult Swim
2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Ranch. He is from Texas.
3. What’s one food he doesn’t like?
4. You go out to the bar. What does he order?
Captain and coke
5. Where did he go to high school?
Pearland High school in Pearland, TX.
6. What size shoe does he wear?
7. If he were to collect anything, what would it be?
8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
Grilled chicken sandwich from Wendy’s. He’s more of a cheese burger guy.
9. What would he eat every day if he could?
Cheeseburger with just cheese and mayonnaise.
10. What is his favorite cereal?
Honey nut cheerios.
11. What would he never wear?
A tight polo shirt with a popped collar.
12. What is his favorite sports team?
He’s not into sports, but he is loyal to the Dallas Cowboys.
13. Who will he vote for?
He’s a libertarian like me, I think, but he is too cool and cynical to vote.
14. Who is his best friend?
Me or his mother.
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?
Fart. Leave the laundry in the dryer for days afterwards. Argue.
16. How many states has he lived in?
17. What is his heritage?
German with a touch of Scottish.
18. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
19. Did he play sports in high school?
Not in highschool. He played football in junior high, I believe.
20. What could he spend hours doing?
Playing World of Warcraft.