I’m so distracted by other things right now. I can’t be bothered to put much into this at the moment, but I guess what I can do is give you an overview of Valentines Day 2011:
Deven came home with a ton of cute Valentines from his classmates and teachers, and a plate full of delicious snacks (the AM class had to leave before the party was over.) They at least made it look like they had a great party, and I am so happy he got the opportunity to experience it. I gave him our Valentine, which was a cute little doggie with humongous eyes. Wasn’t exactly a Valentine’s themed stuffy, but the other kids Valentines seemed really rather girly. He liked it, that’s all that matters
Naturally, Deven was a butthole at nap time. I wanted to throw him out of a window. I managed to quell the urge by instead biting into my pillow and screaming at the top of my lungs.
Vance came home. Whatever was going on last night seems to have blown over. My friend Leslie actually gave us presents I got her something for Christmas out of the blue, and she decided to give us Valentines. She gave me some awesome nail polish and a really nice-smelling candle. I’m talking, the kind you only want to light during a bubble bath with the lights dimmed low. Very chic.
Vance had told me to not get him anything big, because he just got me something little and silly that he thought I would like. ONE little stupid thing, he made it sound like, so I got him the smallest and dumbest thing I could find, which was a bean sprout which says “I love you” when it actually sprouts. He bought me: An LOLCatz book, A plush Spock, the second set of giant plush microbes, and a really, uh, “sweet” card that just says “I want to grow old and disgusting with you.” A shit ton of little goofy things he knew I would love. HE ALWAYS HAS TO MAKE SURE HE TOPS ME. That’s the last time I listen to him!
Not like I have anything to complain about.
I made delicious fettuccine alfredo with chicken for dinner, and of course, cupcakes for dessert. I must find more people to give them to, or else I will eat all of them inside of a week.
Valentine’s day has been the best it’s ever been in my life since I’ve snagged this dirty gorilla of a man.
I really need to finish some things here and head off to bed. Bad Janette is making the mistake of staying up too late AGAIN.