I have to post something on this subject, as it only happens once a year, and it’s so very important to me. True Blood season 5 is premiering this Sunday, and I am so super duper extraordinarily excited, it’s ridiculous. What other show on television makes a point of including more eye candy for women than for men? Cause you know, we got hormones too. Between Alexander Skarsgard and Joe Manganiello, it’s almost too much, and thats not even where the pecks and biceps begin. It’s insane. Vance enjoys it because I get EXTRA handsy when the show airs.
You know what blows? I’m not going to get to watch the debut episode on Sunday night, as I will be out of town. Well, actually, I’ll be out of town when and in a hotel room WITH cable on Friday and Saturday night, but I’ll be leaving for home before the episode airs. BITCH.
Entertainment Weekly decided to commemorate this occasion by releasing these collectable issues. I have one little problem, though:
It’s with Stephen Moyer, otherwise known as MenstrualMouth Mcgee. Gross.